The Accurate Account

Brown bag, brown bag, in the fridge..tell me what type of life this is! Everyone  says that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and that dinner is the most important time for a family. Lunch, on the other hand, is a meal which we rarely neglect; partly because we are usually hungry around mid-day, and partly because our employers actually tell us we have to take one. But, what does your meal scream about you? Are we really what we eat?  Unfortunately, yes, we are. Try out this sample menu: Monday : Baby green salad, roasted walnuts, cranberries, grilled chicken, and Gorgonzola cheese. Warm balsamic dressing and bottle of 0 calorie flavored water. Snack: little pomegranate seeds and honey glazed almonds. Interpretation: I love having lunch with my girlfriends!!! In fact, I love showing off my healthy selections while ravishing my mouth with little petite treats. I may have credit card bills out the wazoo ...

These very pretty, striped or spotted beetles have become my nemesis this summer! Beware of these awful little creatures. I have not come across too many solutions to removing them. Apparently , waking up very early in the morning while they are feeding, then plucking them from cucumbers and squashes, is the most effective way to ridding oneself of them. I decided to write a poem as a tribute to these little buggers. Cucumber Beetles LiftLift under there? pick lift pick pick cucumber beetle cucumber beetle squish, squish lift damnit!!! my flower!!!! squish lift cuCumbeRrr -- beeTle DAMNIT! CUUUUUUUUUUUUU CUMMMMMMM BER BEEEETLE STAY OOOOOOF my CUUUUUUUU CUUUMMMMM BERRRRRS! ska wissh!